Bert Movies

Four dogged door-to-door Bible salesmen travel from Boston to Florida on a seemingly futile quest to sell luxury editions of the Good Book to working-class Catholics.

A rich but lonely woman, Frances Austen, one day invites a homeless young man from a nearby park to her apartment and offers to let him live there. However, she has no intention of ever letting him leave again.

The board of directors at a Madison Avenue ad agency must elect a new chairman. In the maneuvering to make sure that enemies don't get votes, all the members accidentally cast their ballot for the board's token black man, Putney Swop

Doppelgänger is a movie starring Roy Thinnes, Ian Hendry, and Patrick Wymark. The European Space Exploration Council sends two astronauts to explore a planet similar to the Earth but located on the opposite side of the sun.

Così dolce... così perversa is a movie starring Carroll Baker, Jean-Louis Trintignant, and Erika Blanc. Jean, a rich Parisian socialite, comes to the aid of a frightened young woman (Nicole) who is under the domineering control of...

Goodbye, Mr. Chips is a movie starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Michael Redgrave. A shy, withdrawn English schoolteacher falls for a flashy showgirl.

I diavoli della guerra is a movie starring Guy Madison, Venantino Venantini, and Anthony Steel. A German Captain and American Captain help each other survive the North African desert during WWII. They meet again a year later during...

Paranoia is a movie starring Carroll Baker, Jean Sorel, and Luis Dávila. A race-car driver whose life, both personal and professional, is in a rapid downfall is invited by her ex-husband's new wife to stay at their plush estate. The...

Wuthering Heights is a movie starring Anna Calder-Marshall, Timothy Dalton, and Harry Andrews. Doomed lovers Catherine and Heathcliff are torn apart by their own selfishness and hate.

A man returns to the place where his father was murdered and tries to find closure. But he finds himself in a similar predicament as his late father instead.

A man living in the towering shadow of his aging father finds it difficult to start a new chapter in his life by marrying his girlfriend and moving to California.

Il conformista is a movie starring Jean-Louis Trintignant, Stefania Sandrelli, and Gastone Moschin. A weak-willed Italian man becomes a fascist flunky who goes abroad to arrange the assassination of his old teacher, now a political...

Blood Mania is a movie starring Peter Carpenter, Maria De Aragon, and Vicki Peters. A sex-crazed nympho helps speed along her father's death so she can use the inheritance to help out her depraved boyfriend.

The Owl and the Pussycat is a movie starring Barbra Streisand, George Segal, and Robert Klein. A stuffy author enters into an explosive relationship with his neighbor, a foul-mouthed, freewheeling prostitute.

Brewster McCloud is a movie starring Bud Cort, Shelley Duvall, and Sally Kellerman. An introverted loner living in the bowels of the Astrodome plots to develop - with the aid of a mysterious guardian angel - a pair of wings that...

When three hundred thousand members of the Love Generation collided with a few dozen Hells Angels at San Francisco's Altamont Speedway, the bloody slash that transformed a decade's dreams into disillusionment was immortalized on this

Quadroon is a movie starring Kathy McKee, Tim Kincaid, and Robert Priest. A story of love, lust, violence and murder on a sadistic southern plantation during the slave era.

The Pursuit of Happiness is a movie starring Michael Sarrazin, Barbara Hershey, and Arthur Hill. A young college student is sent to prison as much for killing a pedestrian with his car as for not paying his parking tickets. When the...

The Andromeda Strain is a movie starring James Olson, Arthur Hill, and David Wayne. A team of top scientists work feverishly in a secret, state-of-the-art laboratory to discover what has killed the citizens of a small town and learn...

Summer of '42 is a movie starring Jennifer O'Neill, Gary Grimes, and Jerry Houser. During his summer vacation on Nantucket Island in 1942, a youth eagerly awaiting his first sexual encounter finds himself developing an innocent love...

The Gatling Gun is a movie starring Guy Stockwell, Robert Fuller, and BarBara Luna. Two backstabbing deserters steal a Gatling Gun from their cavalry unit to attack an Apache tribe and steal their gold. They get help from a naive...

A doctor, scientist, organist, and biblical scholar, Anton Phibes, seeks revenge on the nine doctors he considers responsible for his wife's death.

McCabe & Mrs. Miller is a movie starring Warren Beatty, Julie Christie, and Rene Auberjonois. A gambler and a prostitute become business partners in a remote Old West mining town, and their enterprise thrives until a large...

An apprentice witch, three kids and a cynical magician conman search for the missing component to a magic spell to be used in the defense of Britain in World War II.

A group of Mexican revolutionaries murders a town priest and a number of his christian followers. Ten years later, a widow arrives in town intent to take revenge from her husband's killers.

Kidnapped is a movie starring Michael Caine, Trevor Howard, and Lawrence Douglas. In eighteenth century Scotland, during the Jacobite Rebellion, David Balfour claims his inheritance from his uncle who has him shanghaied on a ship...

Vampire Circus is a movie starring Adrienne Corri, Thorley Walters, and Anthony Higgins. As the plague sweeps the countryside, a quarantined village is visited by a mysterious traveling circus. Soon, young children begin to...

Images is a movie starring Susannah York, Rene Auberjonois, and Marcel Bozzuffi. A schizophrenic housewife kills off each of her terrorizing apparitions, unsure if these demons are merely figments of her imagination or part of...

A neurotic film critic obsessed with the movie Casablanca (1942) attempts to get over his wife leaving him by dating again with the help of a married couple and his illusory idol, Humphrey Bogart.

A series of gruesome accidents plague a small American farming community in the summer of 1935, encircling two identical twin brothers and their family.

Dr. Phibes Rises Again is a movie starring Vincent Price, Robert Quarry, and Valli Kemp. The vengeful doctor rises again, seeking the Scrolls of Life in an attempt to resurrect his deceased wife.

Now You See Him, Now You Don't is a movie starring Kurt Russell, Cesar Romero, and Joe Flynn. A chemistry student invents a spray that makes its wearer invisible. A crook finds out about it, and plans to steal it for himself.

Greaser's Palace is a movie starring Albert Henderson, Michael Sullivan, and Luana Anders. A parable based on the life of Christ. This ain't your father's Bible story, full of references about the destruction of the world through...

Il coltello di ghiaccio is a movie starring Carroll Baker, Alan Scott, and Evelyn Stewart. As a thirteen year old, Martha Caldwell witnessed the death of her parents in a terrible railway accident. Barely surviving the tragedy...

Necromancy is a movie starring Orson Welles, Pamela Franklin, and Lee Purcell. Mr. Cato is the head of a witches' coven in the town of Lilith, where he needs the powers of Lori Brandon to raise his son from the dead.

Hickey & Boggs is a movie starring Bill Cosby, Robert Culp, and Ta-Ronce Allen. Bill Cosby and Robert Culp ("I Spy") are united again as private eyes in this Walter Hill-scripted "film noir." Searching for a missing girl, they find...

Bad Company is a movie starring Jeff Bridges, Barry Brown, and Jim Davis. A God-fearing Ohio boy dodging the Civil War draft arrives in St. Joseph, MO where he joins up with a hardscrabble group of like runaways heading west

Ultimo tango a Parigi is a movie starring Marlon Brando, Maria Schneider, and Maria Michi. A young Parisian woman meets a middle-aged American businessman who demands their clandestine relationship be based only on sex.

Ulzana's Raid is a movie starring Burt Lancaster, Bruce Davison, and Jorge Luke. After fierce war chief Ulzana and a small war party jump the reservation bent on murder and terror, an inexperienced young lieutenant is assigned to...

A black militant group robs a Mafia bookie joint and also steals the incriminating ledgers which, in turn, prompts retaliation from the mob.

The World's Greatest Athlete is a movie starring John Amos, Jan-Michael Vincent, and Tim Conway. A down on his luck coach travels to Africa where he spots the world's greatest athlete - a white Tarzan-type. The coach brings him back...

A Milan produce vendor, whom moonlights as a pimp, faces off against a ruthless and greedy French gangster whom wants to unite the organized crime ring of Italy.

The Long Goodbye is a movie starring Elliott Gould, Nina van Pallandt, and Sterling Hayden. Private investigator Philip Marlowe helps a friend out of a jam, but in doing so gets implicated in his wife's murder.

The Mad Bomber is a movie starring Vince Edwards, Chuck Connors, and Neville Brand. Los Angeles detectives Minelli and Blake must track down a serial rapist who may know the identity of a mentally disturbed bomber.

Wonder Women is a movie starring Nancy Kwan, Ross Hagen, and Maria De Aragon. An insurance investigator battles Dr. Tsu and her sexy all-girl army.

Emperor of the North Pole is a movie starring Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, and Keith Carradine. In 1933, during the Depression, Shack the brutal conductor of the number 19 train has a personal vendetta against the best train hopping...

A secret agent comes to an opium lord's island fortress with other fighters for a martial-arts tournament.

A college girl meets a reporter, they take a trip to the country, and they wind up meeting a creepy old woman who lives in a closed-down resort.