Bert Movies

Pray for the Wildcats is a TV movie starring Andy Griffith, William Shatner, and Robert Reed. Griffith plays a captain of industry who hires an ad agency (Shatner and Gortner). The agency tries to sell Griffith on a campaign shot in...

Thieves Like Us is a movie starring Keith Carradine, Shelley Duvall, and John Schuck. When two men break out of prison, they join up with another and restart their criminal ways, robbing banks across the South.

The living Volkswagen Beetle helps an old lady protect her home from a corrupt developer.

Spasmo is a movie starring Robert Hoffmann, Suzy Kendall, and Ivan Rassimov. Christian (Robert Hoffman) and his girlfriend are taking a walk on a deserted beach when they discover a woman's body lying. A closer look proves that...

Two whimsical, aimless thugs harass and assault women, steal, murder, and alternately charm, fight, or sprint their way out of trouble. They take whatever the bourgeois characters value: whether it's cars, peace of mind, or daughters

California Split is a movie starring George Segal, Elliott Gould, and Ann Prentiss. When a casual gambler befriends a professional one, he begins to mirror his life, sending both deeper into the sleazy gambling world where the...

The Longest Yard is a movie starring Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, and Ed Lauter. A sadistic warden asks a former pro quarterback, now serving time in his prison, to put together a team of inmates to take on (and get pummeled by) the...

Juliet Mills plays a young pregnant woman in San Francisco who is going to have the devil's baby during her strange possession. Richard Johnson shows up to help her... but what does he really want?

A beautiful Russian ballerina (Goldie Hawn) falls in love with an American news correspondent (Hal Holbrook). The K.G.B. is most displeased, and does everything it can to break them up.

In 1907, four explorers discover a lost colony of Vikings in the Arctic.

A maniac killer in a red cape and hood is killing off American tourists on a tour bus by gouging out their eyeballs.

Les filles du Golden Saloon is a movie starring Sandra Julien, Evelyne Scott, and Roger Darton. A bleak organization of prostitutes' traffickers realizes sinister business in the wild West. Seasoned by provocative sexy scenes, the...

Over the course of a few hectic days, numerous interrelated people prepare for a political convention.

The Devil's Rain is a movie starring Ernest Borgnine, Eddie Albert, and Ida Lupino. A satanist cult leader is burnt alive by the local church. He vows to come back to hunt down and enslave every descendant of his congregation, by...

A biker's brother is killed while investigating the kidnapping of a young boy, the byproduct of a war between two crime families. The biker vows to get revenge by finding the kidnapped boy and destroying the two families.

The Ultimate Warrior is a movie starring Yul Brynner, Max von Sydow, and Joanna Miles. Virus holocaust is not the only plague that threatens our future. New York City, 2012 A.D. In a plague devastated world, one tired man finds a...

The Sunshine Boys is a movie starring Walter Matthau, George Burns, and Richard Benjamin. A vaudeville duo agree to reunite for a television special, but it turns out that they can't stand each other.

Emanuelle nera is a movie starring Laura Gemser, Karin Schubert, and Angelo Infanti. While on assignment in Nairobi, a photojournalist questions her racial and sexual identity when she engages in affairs with her wealthy hosts.

The Hindenburg is a movie starring George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, and William Atherton. A film that chronicles the events of the Hindenburg disaster in which a zeppelin burst into flames.

At the instigation of a grieving father, a Los Angeles cop investigates the suspicious circumstances of a girl's apparent suicide.

Meet a mother and daughter, high-society dropouts, reclusive cousins of Jackie O., managing to thrive together amid the decay and disorder of their East Hampton, NY, mansion, making for an eerily ramshackle echo of the American Camel

In Canada, a rough Ottawa cop seeks the killer who poisoned his sister.

The Premonition is a movie starring Sharon Farrell, Edward Michael Bell, and Jeff Corey. A foster mother begins experiencing psychic visions after the psychotic biological mother of her foster daughter begins stalking them.

The Food of the Gods is a movie starring Marjoe Gortner, Pamela Franklin, and Ralph Meeker. A group of friends travel to a remote Canadian island to hunt, only to be attacked by giant killer animals which have populated the place.

Murder by Death is a movie starring Peter Falk, Alec Guinness, and Peter Sellers. Five famous literary detective characters and their sidekicks are invited to a bizarre mansion to solve an even stranger mystery.

A group of indomitable Gauls are challenged by Roman Emperor Julius Caesar to accomplish twelve impossible tasks.

Keep It Up Downstairs is a movie starring Jack Wild, Mark Singleton, and Sue Longhurst. With everyone - masters, mistresses, servants - endlessly bedding everyone else it is no wonder Cockshute Castle is bankrupt. A marriage of...

Il trucido e lo sbirro is a movie starring Tomas Milian, Claudio Cassinelli, and Nicoletta Machiavelli. Camilla is a little girl suffering with a kidney disorder. Before she can receive her next due treatment she gets kidnapped. The...

Novecento is a movie starring Robert De Niro, Gérard Depardieu, and Dominique Sanda. The epic tale of a class struggle in twentieth century Italy, as seen through the eyes of two childhood friends on opposing sides.

To treat his friend's cocaine induced delusions, Watson lures Sherlock Holmes to Sigmund Freud.

Pumping Iron is a movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno, and Matty Ferrigno. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno face off in a no-holds-barred competition for the title of Mr. Olympia in this critically-acclaimed...

A hardened cop is left for dead by the henchmen of a escapee gangster he had previously arrested, and upon recovery relentlessly pursues them.

Twilight's Last Gleaming is a movie starring Burt Lancaster, Richard Widmark, and Roscoe Lee Browne. An imprisoned rogue USAF general with a secret personal agenda, escapes the brig and takes over an ICBM silo, threatening to start...

The Late Show is a movie starring Art Carney, Lily Tomlin, and Bill Macy. A grumpy semi-retired private investigator partners with a quirky female client to catch the people who murdered his partner.

Two roommates/physical therapists, one a vain woman and the other a mysterious teenager, share a bizarre relationship.

A newly hired housekeeper arrives to her employer's house in the countryside. She slowly discovers that the only child in the house, an eleven-year-old girl, hides a deadly secret.

Empire of the Ants is a movie starring Joan Collins, Robert Lansing, and John David Carson. Con artist Marilyn Fryser tries to sell bogus real estate deals in an area overrun by giant ants.

James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.

Death Promise is a movie starring Charles Bonet, Speedy Leacock, and Bill Louie. An apartment dweller goes on a search-and-destroy mission to kill the ruthless landlords who murdered his father.

After the birth of his first child, Roberto, a young Mexican man slips across the border into the United States. Seeking work to support his family back home, he finds that working hard is not enough.

The Turning Point is a movie starring Anne Bancroft, Shirley MacLaine, and Mikhail Baryshnikov. When her daughter joins a ballet company, a former dancer is forced to confront her long-ago decision to give up the stage to have a...

The Goodbye Girl is a movie starring Richard Dreyfuss, Marsha Mason, and Quinn Cummings. After being dumped by her live-in boyfriend, an unemployed dancer and her 10-year-old daughter are reluctantly forced to live with a struggling...

A martial arts movie star must fake his death to find the people who are trying to kill him.

I Wanna Hold Your Hand is a movie starring Nancy Allen, Bobby Di Cicco, and Marc McClure. In 1964, six teenagers from New Jersey run off to see The Beatles perform on Toast of the Town (1948) in the hope of meeting their idols....

Same Time, Next Year is a movie starring Alan Alda, Ellen Burstyn, and Ivan Bonar. A married man and a married woman end up sleeping with each other, and decide to meet at the same place every year on the anniversary of their one...

A Friday in the life of the disco club The Zoo, where the staff and clients meet and dance their lives away.

Russian soldiers accidentally unleash the servant of Dracula, as well as his dog, during excavations of Romania. Together, they set out for America, to find the last descendant of the great Count.

San Francisco, 1940, detectives, dames, documents, Nazis, and a treasure.