Bert Movies

This saga of the old west involves twin brothers who compete for possession of a rickety cow town founded by their father while a crooked Mayor tries to put an end to the competitors so he can inherit the town himself.

La banda del gobbo is a movie starring Tomas Milian, Pino Colizzi, and Isa Danieli. A hunchbacked gangster is betrayed by his gang during a robbery, and plots his revenge with the help of his no-good brother.

Così come sei is a movie starring Marcello Mastroianni, Nastassja Kinski, and Francisco Rabal. Stuck in a dysfunctional marriage, a middle-aged architect has a chance encounter with an alluring student, and begin seeing each other....

California Suite is a movie starring Jane Fonda, Alan Alda, and Maggie Smith. Misadventures of four groups of guests at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Quintet is a movie starring Paul Newman, Vittorio Gassman, and Fernando Rey. During a future ice age, dying humanity occupies its remaining time by playing a board game called "Quintet." For one small group, this obsession is not...

A film crew sets out to record a year in the life of an average family, but things quickly start going wrong.

James Bond investigates the mid-air theft of a space shuttle, and discovers a plot to commit global genocide.

At forty years old, Martin Belhomme leads a quiet life with his wife and two children. One day, he falls hopelessly in love with Eva, a cabaret singer. He decides to follow her to Amsterdam. From then on, his life becomes very eventf

A young soldier faces profound disillusionment in the soul-destroying horror of World War I.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a movie starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and DeForest Kelley. When an alien spacecraft of enormous power is spotted approaching Earth, Admiral James T. Kirk resumes command of the overhauled...

Kramer vs. Kramer is a movie starring Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, and Jane Alexander. Ted Kramer's wife leaves him, allowing for a lost bond to be rediscovered between Ted and his son, Billy. But a heated custody battle ensues...

In a future where dying of illness is exceedingly rare, a terminally ill woman becomes a celebrity and a man with camera implants goes to secretly record her for a morbid TV show.

The Gold Bug is an episode of ABC Weekend Specials starring Roberts Blossom, Geoffrey Holder, and Anthony Michael Hall. Shortly after the Civil War, while exploring the long deserted and reputedly haunted Sullivan's Island off...

Mangiati vivi! is a movie starring Robert Kerman, Janet Agren, and Ivan Rassimov. A young woman teams up with a mercenary to find her missing sister in the jungles of New Guinea where they find that a deranged leader of a religious...

The Last Married Couple in America is a movie starring George Segal, Natalie Wood, and Richard Benjamin. Mari and Jeff Thompson start to doubt their own marriage when every couple they know separate.

Macabro is a movie starring Bernice Stegers, Stanko Molnar, and Veronica Zinny. A middle-aged woman, traumatized from the death of her adulterous lover, moves into a room at a New Orleans boarding house where the blind landlord...

The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood is a movie starring Martine Beswick, Chris Lemmon, and Adam West. A prostitute writes a bestseller book about her profession which attracts the attention of a studio executive who attempts to adapt it...

Used Cars is a movie starring Kurt Russell, Jack Warden, and Gerrit Graham. When the owner of a struggling used car lot is killed, it's up to the lot's hot-shot salesman to save the property from falling into the hands of the...

A caper comedy about three suburban housewives who, in order to beat inflation and subsidize their alimony checks, plot to steal $1 million from a large plastic ball which is displayed in a local shopping center.

A struggling artist living in Los Angeles meets a girl who may hold the key to his happiness.

Ordinary People is a movie starring Donald Sutherland, Mary Tyler Moore, and Judd Hirsch. The accidental death of the older son of an affluent family deeply strains the relationships among the bitter mother, the good-natured father,...

Oh, God! Book II is a movie starring George Burns, Suzanne Pleshette, and David Birney. God asks a young girl to help spread his word and influence with a slogan.

Shogun Assassin is a movie starring Tomisaburô Wakayama, Kayo Matsuo, and Minoru Ôki. When the wife of the Shogun's Decapitator is murdered and he is ordered to commit suicide by the paranoid Shogun, he and his four-year-old son...

A New York City waitress decides to become a professional wrestler.

Harry Sears manages The California Dolls, a female wrestling tag team who tour America, hoping for a chance at winning big time. Harry's also romantically involved with one of them. Their fortunes seem osecondary to him (particularly

Albert Brooks directs himself as a successful film editor with far too many issues that affects the relationship between him and his remarkably patient girlfriend.

Night Crossing is a movie starring John Hurt, Jane Alexander, and Doug McKeon. True tale about two men planing to escape from communist East Germany in a hot air balloon, but only if they can take their families with them.

Let's Do It! is a movie starring Greg Bradford, Britt Helfer, and Victoria Wells. A virgin named Freddie has a major complex about his mother and won't let himself become involved with any other woman.

A high school science nerd gains telekinetic powers after a laboratory accident and uses them for revenge upon bullies.

Deadly Eyes is a movie starring Sam Groom, Sara Botsford, and Scatman Crothers. Contaminated grain breeds overgrown, killer rats in this Golden Harvest production. Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects.

A fan club of die-hard James Dean fans meet on the 20th anniversary of his death and reconnect, opening old wounds and facing new ones.

Heidi's Song is a movie starring Lorne Greene, Sammy Davis Jr., and Margery Gray. Orphan Heidi lives with her grandpa in Swiss Alps. She brings joy to all there. However, her aunt takes her to the city to live as a servant girl to a...

Still of the Night is a movie starring Roy Scheider, Meryl Streep, and Jessica Tandy. A Manhattan psychiatrist probes a patient's murder and falls for the victim's mysterious mistress.

Rival book salesmen Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are forced by Sultan Yosemite Sam to read fairy tales to his spoiled, selfish son, Prince Abba-Dabba.

Kiss Me Goodbye is a movie starring Sally Field, James Caan, and Jeff Bridges. The ghost of a dead husband haunts his wife as she moves back to their house in NYC. She's about to marry an egyptologist there.

Table for Five is a movie starring Jon Voight, Richard Crenna, and Marie-Christine Barrault. J.P. Tannen takes his three children for a vacation cruise. They usually live with their mother and stepfather, but now J.P. feels capable...

A tale that takes place at the dawn of history. The movie tells the story of a tribe that discovers how to fashion weapons out of iron and use them for their own survival. However, the creation of iron also causes the tribe to battle

Copkiller (l'assassino dei poliziotti) is a movie starring Harvey Keitel, John Lydon, and Nicole Garcia. A pair of corrupt cops spend their illegal cash on an uptown New York City apartment.

An English teacher and struggling single mother has her life disrupted when the father who abandoned her as a child comes back into her life.

On a desert island, Daffy Duck and Speedy Gonzales find a magic well that grants any wish and they get much more than they bargained for.

After he is accused of murdering a lawman in 1901 Texas, a Mexican-American farmer flees and manages to elude a large posse for two weeks before he is finally captured.

Sleepaway Camp is a movie starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, and Karen Fields. Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than...

A mousy romance novelist sets off for Colombia to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a dangerous adventure hunting for treasure with a mercenary rogue.

Molly, a highschooler, secretly earns her living as Angel, a street prostitute whose only family and friends are the ones she works with on the streets. She has to survive against a serial killer who is targeting people of her profes

A young musician, tormented by an abusive situation at home, must contend with a rival singer, a burgeoning romance, and his own dissatisfied band, as his star begins to rise.

Places in the Heart is a movie starring Sally Field, Lindsay Crouse, and Ed Harris. In central Texas in the 1930s, a widow, with two small children, tries to run her small 40-acre farm with the help of two disparate people.

The history of the Gay and Lesbian community before the Stonewall riots began the major gay rights movement.

An abused battered wife has had enough of husband beating up on her. Everywhere she turns for help, there's not much anyone will do. After he rapes her one night, she sets the bed on fire with him in it asleep.